HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

Like no clothes naked or naked naked

What about our characters tho

mine was a big cuddler and lap cat at the shelter. got her home, she's an occasional cuddler but is hyperactive when you get a scarp of papre for her to play with

Sorry, must pay forehead kiss taxes

i'm thinking of giving mine a sacrificial chair or something.

13/10, would snuggle

our cats are an orange dipshit and a calico dumpster baby. we lost our previous calico to total body failure. it took us a year to be ready for another cat, and that year was way too quiet. whenever i hear ours chirp at us or mew at each other it's a delight.

yeah, i kept waking up with unexplained little bruises on my thighs and belly. stayed awake past midnight one night and saw my orange dishpit waggling his butt as he prepared to pounce on my crotch. bruises were the same size as his paws.

we wash our orange's bowl when he's filled it with crumbs. takes about a week. he doesn't like crumbs, the spoiled SOB

Irish men look forward to marriage so their children can call them papa

want sign

I give the wolf mentats, then cast Tasha's hideous laughter