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Heard commotion coming from the living room and found mr poopy pants here pinned down by his hammock

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 13 hours ago

He's a SHLOMP.

Look at him!

He's clearly SHLOMP.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ohhhh.. f'kin One Brain Cells strike again and he shits himself to boot!

What is it with yellow cats?

[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He looked at me like its my fault too.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

LOL! Typical!

You have my condolences.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

...Maybe i should just give up on preventing my cats from destroying my sofa, seeing yours is almost on its way of destruction.

[–] OhShitSon@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, we've tried adding more scratching posts of various sizes, tried foil, citrus, ignoring him when he scratches the couch while praising him when using scrathing posts, and probably more methods that I'm forgetting. The little asshole still won't leave the couch alone.

[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I swear cats know what you don't want them to do, and they'll proceed to do exactly that.

[–] OhShitSon@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, definitely. Good for him that he's stinking cute.

i'm thinking of giving mine a sacrificial chair or something.

[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 1 points 2 days ago

There's not much you can do in the first place. Especially if you let them free roam in the house.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's him being his usual self not properly cleaning his ass after a dookie.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 13 hours ago

Not judging, if I had to lick my ass clean every time I went to the bathroom I'd stop doing it too.

[–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Can't have shit in Detroit.