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Extra starch, please

The Irish can't get married because they won't respect the institution of marriage since they can't have potatoes.

The furry one has a stoma

I guess I'll keep it going. Moses means "to pull out from the water," so he wouldn't have been "Moses" while placing him in the basket.

Also, why would the daughter of the dude supposedly killing all of the slave babies be like, "I'm gonna name this baby using the slaves' language."

I am butt a servant who announces the impending arrival of my lord, Poo.

Time to rip the table, the DM, and everyone's minifigs in half. It's rippening time.

Then, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route

Um akshually...

Gargoyles, by definition, have to spout rainwater from their mouth. That is, in fact, a grotesque cat.

I'm waking up

A buddy adventure movie in which they try to make one new friend. It's incredibly challenging for them because they're already friends with most everyone they come across.

That's good. The world just got a lot less snorty and needs your help.

Alucard, my favorite movie! Watch as two sleepy men wake up and revive a man who barfs blood into desperately unhealthy people and makes them all better just before dissolving a real estate deal.