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The Bible but TTRPG (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago (12 children)

One nitpick- Solomon using demonic assistance to build his Temple is extrabiblical lore. I believe that Solomon's command over demons might be mentioned in the Talmud, but not in the Bible itself.

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The story of Elisha and the boys deserves to be "nitpicked" as well. I haven't checked for myself, but from what I understand most secular and non-secular scholars agree that the Hebrew term includes babies all the way to "boys" who are in their twenties. This makes better sense of how the term is used in other passages and of why Elisha would encounter 42 of them (which only counts those who were mauled) just hanging out in the countryside.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

While we're at it, myrrh was a fragrant resin used in all sorts of applications, not just for embalming.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess I'll keep it going. Moses means "to pull out from the water," so he wouldn't have been "Moses" while placing him in the basket.

Also, why would the daughter of the dude supposedly killing all of the slave babies be like, "I'm gonna name this baby using the slaves' language."

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

(because they were just a bronze age tribe in Palestine making up stories about take history in faraway places to big themselves up among the other tribes)

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