DragonTypeWyvern

joined 2 years ago

Possession is a Ghost (the specific monster) ability that works on contact, pretty standard Necromancy shenanigans to imitate undead abilities.

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

If shojo taught me anything it's that girls really just want to date girls accidentally passing as hot guys

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Next you'll be saying that it's silly that a warrior that has trained their whole life to master a majority of weapons has a 5% chance to fail hitting a barn

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"The Fantasy KKK is right about everything because there's an inherent intelligence difference in the default stat blocks"

See meme above

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

This is simply true, you do lose potential energy transfer if the bullet exits, that's how it can exit, that's just not usually the point of a bullet, and generally speaking making exit wounds is considered a positive.

Now if you want to design a bullet that explodes inside a wound causing mass trauma and an incredibly difficult surgery to repair it is a problem, but surely no one would ever deliberately design a weapon to do that! /S

Fun Fact: the .50 cal MGs the Soviets supplied to the Vietnamese during the American invasion usually had enough penetrative power to go through the M113 APC's aluminum hull...

Once. And then it would bounce around inside.

Correction, that is a laundry tub

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are you going to do, fart on them?

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Did they change their gender?

Yes or no. It's a pretty simple system fam.

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Christmas has been invading their neighbors for decades. It has become clear that the mad tyrant S. Claus and his slave labor force will not stop until they control everything.

The War on Christmas must turn hot (to melt the snow)

 

Normally they forcibly sterilize their victims, but, you know.

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