If they still want to shoot you by the time you're finished with them, you're a terrible redemption paladin.
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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What's all that HP for if talking someone down never costs any hits to the face?
Environmental hazards.
Your buddy with the cursed dice.
He's f#ing casting a fireball around me isn't he
… “around” is definitely a way to describe it
Redemption Pally: do you still want to shoot me?
1hp baddie: noooo of course not 👉💥
RP:stab! Lay on hands! How about now?
1B: uh wha... Die heretic!
RP:stab! Lay on hands! Shall we try that again? I have 🎶twenty more chargesssss🎵
1B: uh you know what *stabs self*
"part of my job is making sure they miss the second time too"