this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If they still want to shoot you by the time you're finished with them, you're a terrible redemption paladin.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

What's all that HP for if talking someone down never costs any hits to the face?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago

Environmental hazards.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your buddy with the cursed dice.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's f#ing casting a fireball around me isn't he

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

… “around” is definitely a way to describe it

Redemption Pally: do you still want to shoot me?
1hp baddie: noooo of course not 👉💥
RP:stab! Lay on hands! How about now?
1B: uh wha... Die heretic!
RP:stab! Lay on hands! Shall we try that again? I have 🎶twenty more chargesssss🎵
1B: uh you know what *stabs self*

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

"part of my job is making sure they miss the second time too"