Nothing is stopping you from rolling initiative. Next time you're out and about and see a potential combat situation, just roll to see if you can strike first. Make reality D&D.
Prestidigitation
The most powerful illusory cantrip ever.
The sheep and cows were there for different reasons.
Just let her clean you with her scratchy tongue. 👅
"The Green Goblin appe-"
"Hold up."
"What?"
"Why does the goblin's skin color matter?"
"What you in for, boy?"
"Littering."
everyone moves away
"...And causing a nuisance."
everyone comes back
This sounds like a fun character. They even balance it out by not allowing the two classes to operate at the same time so it's not OP.
As a bottom, I need a top demon.
The only idea I even have for such a campaign is one where all the BBGs are dopplegangers of the party and the players are trying to defeat me, playing as their dopplegangers.
I would only be able to do what the players themselves can do. So it becomes a test of who understands the build better. The player or the DM.
No magic. No curse. Just your average every day poison.
Spider Dragonborn Sorcerer; It's Spider-Man but with Fireball.
I know many furries that would pay extra for that.