moondoggie

joined 2 years ago
[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

All you really need is some boy skeletons, some girl skeletons, a lot of alcohol and some sexy music

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Man, from the looks of that bag, Snoopy poops like a horse

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The Dungeon is YOUR MIIIIIND. The Dragons are the friends we made along the way. At least I assume so. I don’t play Dungeons & Dragons, I play Deeandy Fivey.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

She was raised as a poor sea urchin. I mean… street urchin.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

We had Asmodeus as a BBG in one campaign. At one point, he took over one of his minions to have a talk with my barbarian. After his villain speech, I told him that while I seem to be famous enough for him to know my name, I didn’t know his. When he said he was Asmodeus, I said “Oh yeah, you’re that Ass Guy.” After everyone stopped laughing, I made the save for whatever was about to happen to me and Asmodeus has been That Ass Guy ever since.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Our party is named The Geneva Convention. Checkmate, lawyers! The only thing the Geneva Convention has rules against is violating the Geneva Convention.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

And pizza on Fridays