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[–] CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 111 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I can’t stop looking at it

It won’t let me stop looking at it

Please

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah if my cat did that. I could never believe they weren’t sentient or inhabited by another entity again.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not sure if "Steve, we need to talk" or "I've been watching you in your sleep."

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Where are my testicles, Steve?

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Probably both. Happy Halloween!

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The first thought that came to mind for me was, “hello susan. You’re right on time. Please, have a seat.”

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

shit is gonna haunt me all night

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everybody check your trinkets and see which is glowing. We need an ID on this creature before initiative.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anybody got a sense evil spell prepared?

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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Uncanny valley effect in full

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Are you sure that's not a furry? You might have accidentally adopted a furry.

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 27 points 1 year ago

Soon (TM)...

img

Very soon now...

[–] WheelcharArtist@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

that actually looks kind of weird

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like some kind of fae. Run.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This Terry Pratchett (GNU) quote pretty much explains it (he uses the term “(Discworld) elves”, but given that Lords and Ladies is clearly based on A Midsummer's Night Dream the quote equally applies to any kind of fae, and not necessarily, for instance, to Tolkien or DnD elves):

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.

[–] BertramDitore@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Terry Pratchett was one of a kind.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 24 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm straight up dying from a heart attack if I woke up and saw that.

[–] Kroxx@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Looks like a damn goblin puppet from labyrinth

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Nah this is fucked.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Sitting weirdly*

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

either this is the start of an anime, and the sidekick is waiting for you to wake up....

... or you gunna die.

given it's halloween....

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need a community for cats sitting weird

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You should create one. The problem is finding content to fill it

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone edit the cats shadow to look like a demon or something

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Literally perfect

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"what's wrong babe? Your not in the mood ?

  • it's not that... it's the cat...
  • c'mon, he just a pet, he doesn't understand what we're doing.
  • 😺: don't mind me, I'm just sitting here."
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

run for your life and don't look back

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

As the resident cat furry I kind of have to like this

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Make it stop

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

One step (sit?) closer to having Palicos

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So I get 10 years of wealth before you harvest my soul? Just sign on the dotted line? Is this ink made from blood?

Cat looks like it’s settling in to have a serious conversation with you about the catnip it found in a shoebox hidden in your closet.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Your cat seems to be malfunctioning.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't there some guy online that makes seemingly normal shorts/videos but puts weird shit like this in the background?

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I really hope someone has an answer because that sounds great

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I expected a treat, and yet I was tricked

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Your cat needs servicing man

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