leftzero

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[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 6 months ago

Cat must have loved those frills.

I think I can see at least one scratch or bite mark in one of her fingers from before the cat got tired.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 months ago

Might not be Satan, but it's J.K.Rowling, which is way worse...

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 46 points 6 months ago (4 children)

That cat's gonna be devastated when she starts going to school.

Oh well. Carpe diem, I suppose.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 6 months ago

There is a ramp, or something. It just happens to be on the other side.

The problem here is clearly neurological (i.e., it's some other orange cat's turn with the neuron).

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 11 months ago

If anyone has trouble finding him in the picture, he's below the ears.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 year ago

How dare you.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This Terry Pratchett (GNU) quote pretty much explains it (he uses the term “(Discworld) elves”, but given that Lords and Ladies is clearly based on A Midsummer's Night Dream the quote equally applies to any kind of fae, and not necessarily, for instance, to Tolkien or DnD elves):

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Looks like some kind of fae. Run.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 year ago

You have a Schrödinger's cat. It needs to be observed in order to collapse its wave function, or it can't know what state it's in.

You should probably get another one so they can observe each other.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

Maru's channel is great to have at hand when you're having a bad day.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Those eyes! Blurriness was clearly about to take place!

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ears forward, eyes half closed, relaxed position... that cat is loving it, and probably purring like a lawnmower.

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