Agent641

Mum said it's my turn to use the penis

How many dead?

Make sure they can both see me and understand that I heard their cries. Turn my back and walk away.

Meet injustice with justice.

Overt bad guy: Sauron

Secret bad guy: Saurumon

Lembas bread but it's 1000 years past it's due date and you will get diarrhoea equivalent to its food value.

I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don't smack me in the asshole every gallop.

So try not to let Nazis - an inexplicably flammable subgroup - move in near you.

Peaceful protest didn't seem to work so I guess it's fine to try new things 🤷

I thought it was a rabbit

"My ancestors could take down water buffalo. Look what I've let myself become. I could probably only take down a Zebra now."

I want... Subservience

Ok but how do you take it off him? I imagine the second it comes off, you see this screen :