sundray

LOL, get chosen, boyfriend

Champagne swearing, if you're French.

You know the magic words to summon an Incubus, don't you?

🎶 I wish you were here, Iaeeaaah, I wish you were here 🎶

I LOVE the tortitude!

Oh thank god :3

I don't... think so.

I mean, she'd have to tell me if I was a cat, right?

OMG I just realized that this is how my therapist talks to me.

No, he's just a pillow, guy.

Precious!

"Gronk laugh at puny armor, real warrior wear furry jock strap!"

Whenever I go to put a box in the recycling, my dog insists he be allowed to rip it up first. Once it's in pieces, he sits and looks at me until I pick up the mess and put it in the can. It's a team effort 😂 .