Holy shit, that's hilarious, hahah!
"Local bandit gang tries to rob wandering mercenary group, public market burned to the ground."
Ahem, returning to my old character:
This is why I prefer to stay out of mouths of gossipmongers.
... that and... an intimate death is a more respectable death... and a bit more precise...



The captured picture is incredible.
Verdict: Extremely obviously guilty.
Sentence: One whole week of only dry food.
bad kitty!