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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Holy shit, that's hilarious, hahah!

"Local bandit gang tries to rob wandering mercenary group, public market burned to the ground."

Ahem, returning to my old character:

This is why I prefer to stay out of mouths of gossipmongers.

... that and... an intimate death is a more respectable death... and a bit more precise...