don

joined 6 months ago
[–] don@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago

god…damn…it…so…fucking…cloooooose…

[–] don@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Gesundheit, little fella!

[–] don@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

lol whack ‘em good on the noggin with a proper tyre iron and they become right friendly little buggers. Got two of ‘em doing me yard work as I type this, hey! Can’t let ‘em near the dunny, though, or it’s absolute chockers in no time.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, those flowers are screaming “LOOK AT ME!” Like, we get it flowers, but calm the fuck down, goddamn.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They aren’t fighting lol

[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Calling the Omnigods “beasts” is a peculiar choice. I reckon we shall readily determine the level of Their benevolence forthwith.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Druid: You wanna try it

Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens

Both: grab item together

[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

It was made for him! Th-that is his hole!

[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

“Boy, imma bouta put a hurt on you likes of which ain’t been seen by mortal eyes since your kind’s silly asses decided to crawl outta the ocean!”

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Told ‘em to cut that shit out, mom, they wouldn’t fuckin’ listen.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

“You know this shit ain’t right.” – that cat

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