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[–] don@lemmy.ca 37 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Druid: You wanna try it

Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens

Both: grab item together

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 months ago

One side becomes staff, one side becomes spear.

Its rather unwieldy.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 5 months ago

Oh, so it is a swinger party.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

They merge into a grotesque tree with a moving face that makes a sound when ever a breeze occurs "kill me... kill me..."

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It splits in two, and both weapons now gain a downside as they broke the magic holding the power in balance between the two states.

The Druid loses bonus actions on hits below 10 or when surrounded.

The fighter lets out a massive roar that causes all neaby targets to focus him when he lands a critical hit.