agent_nycto

I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES

Helm of Invincibility: you are invincible, but only to people who have Vince in their name, e.g. Vince, Vincent, some other name with Vince

... Why sheogorath? I know his lyrics are fire but he's got nothing to do with the text here

Yeah, she's probably sad. If you only had the one dog and no other cats, she's probably lonely. Cats are actually social creatures and tend to need companions, so if she's all alone she's trying to get all her socializing from you. If this is the case you might want to consider adapting smoother cat about the same age.

Obligatory "that product is made by Nestle which uses child slaves and kills babies etc" comment

Old world of darkness lore slapped though

Just went through and read everything! It was so much fun I loved it! Your sense of humor and puns are top tier

This made me sad