DragonTypeWyvern

Also accept that you suck at making characters

We'll start with you then

Well he has a roommate

The joke is that's a dildo

We can also excuse any dogs named Rex

That's because the first group does their mimic checks

I'd hope the odds would improve when magic is demonstrably real but when you put it like that

It's a lot harder to care when you have as many siblings as there are stars in the sky

I wouldn't either

Yep. Just ask yourself why they'd have their camera out for this moment.

Following in the footsteps of Duke Nukem as long development times equals quality

Cats do love murdering wildlife, fleas, and their own early deaths, you're not wrong.