BarneyPiccolo

joined 5 months ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Too much gore for the kiddies. EMT stories are only good if you got really gnarly scenes to respond to.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Be the Capybara.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

So dramatic.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 2 months ago

Cats are so awesome!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Some. We've had some who are very expressive, and make all sorts of facial expressions, and we've had others whose expressions never change.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago

The slow blink. Works great with all cats, but especially new, or frightened ones.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I honestly believe they are communicating with us telepathically. They look at us intently, think "I'm hungry, feed me." And you look up from your phone and look at them staring at you, and you say "Aw, sweetie, you're so pretty! Why are you staring at me? Oh, look at the time! Are you hungry? Let's get you something to eat!" And then you do it.

In her mind, she telepathically ordered you to feed her, and you did. Obviously, telepathic communication works, especially after it's worked in multiple instances.

Which also means that if she orders you to do something, and you don't, it means you are just being an obstinate little bitch.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 5 months ago

Greatest day of his life. He will remember this forever.

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