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Summons a surprisingly strong (ie: hard) familiar (ie: aid) in the form of a lemon.

Sort of a variation on this old joke: https://starecat.com/how-to-summon-demon-lemon-man-i-hate-cursive-wizard-fail/

What about Dave's Famous Bread?

The spell I want is my personal favorite restaurant Felipe's Pizza Grotto. I'm pretty sure I know exactly what that one does.

It freezes any lemonade the target has in their inventory.

What about Panera's Deadly Lemonade?

Creates surprisingly firm spray of lemonade at a target creature. The target must make a CON save. On a success the target is healed for 2d8 hit points and it's cured of 1 level of exhaustion. On a failure, the target instead takes half as much damage and is poisoned for 1 hour.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

It creates lemonade popsicles

A liquid which on command becomes as solid and unyielding as diamond.

Creates a lemon that, when chewed, grants the same effect as an aid spell. However, the lemon is unusually hard and carries a chance of breaking a tooth.

One, I would spell it "Miike's" to avoid infringement, and accuracy in pronunciation of the legendary wizard's name: "mee-EE-kay". The spell itself is a sweet-citrus-blend of Create Water and Mold Earth with an offensive option repel when upcast using Con as a save vs. stun 1rnd.

Mike's Hard Lemonade dehydrates the victim to the point that the next time they pee it comes out like toothpaste.

I haven't any idea, but now I'm just chuckling to myself imagining someone larping as a wizard throwing lemons at an enemy yelling "hard lemonade"

pft. obviously this is for an Adventure Time campaign, and is used to give 2d8 (instead of 1d8) temporary hit points to Lemongrab and his family/citizens.

basically, an empowered Aid spell that only affects one type of creature.

It summons a 30ft glass of "lemonade" carved from a solid chunk of topaz that crushes anything beneath it for 40xd6 damage. Anything still alive will be rich after selling the huge lemonade glass shaped topaz crystal.

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Role a d20 and d4. If the d20 result is less than the caster's wisdom saving throw, collect lemonade (healing item). Otherwise, the caster must pass a constitution saving throw or become blinded and silenced from lemon juice in the face and mouth.

Lemonade bursts from the wizard's hand and flows into the shape of a hammer that will strike the target for 3d8 physical damage. It will continue to strike the target every round for up to 1 minute or until the caster loses concentration, at which point it collapses into a pool of lemonade.

Target is one creature the caster can touch (can be self). The target can make a wisdom saving throw against the caster's spell save DC. If successful, the spell ends without having any effect on the target. Otherwise (or if the target chose not to make the wisdom saving throw), the target will immediately taste some really well-made lemonade gin mojito that will linger for as long as the spell is in effect.

For every turn the target takes after this, the target will have to make a constitution saving throw against the caster's spell save DC. A successful constitution saving throw will restore one first level spell slot. A natural 20 will increase the spell slot level this spell will restore. A failure will end the spell. A critical failure will cause the target to deplete all of their spell slots and the spell ends. Every turn increases the save DC‌ by one.

Wall of acid, same as wall of fire, but acid damage.

Its just an alcoholic goodberry. Instant party refreshments. Finish a battle, pop! Cold beverages.

Willie's Chocolate Experience

It throws frozen lemons at your party, that heal on contact