Ohgods, I'm dyin' heeya, ๐คฃ๐ค๐ฝ
littlebluespark
One, I would spell it "Miike's" to avoid infringement, and accuracy in pronunciation of the legendary wizard's name: "mee-EE-kay". The spell itself is a sweet-citrus-blend of Create Water and Mold Earth with an offensive option repel when upcast using Con as a save vs. stun 1rnd.
Bless you.
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FFS. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
He sounds perfect ๐ฅฐ๐ค
Something tells me that meow sounds like "brro."
But wow I do not really want to play with him.
To be fair, he's "playing" as much as someone texting America's Got Talent is on the judges panel. He's a glorified audience member that's taking up a seat, and I highly doubt the rest of the table feel as nonchalant about this petulant no-effort view of his.
That's spelled Illithid, cupcake. Sit down.
Right? The "cold shoulder" look is way more Tzeentch than Cthulhu. Fuckin' casuals.
He can see through time!
You're a "patron of a crafter"? I'm unaware of any transactional element to this situation, and if there is no money changing hands, then you're selling yourself short. You, as much as anyone at the table, per se, are just as much an equal contributor to the game itself and your individual enjoyment of such, with just as much a say in how that comes about.
In a perfect world, you should be able to bring this up with the group and be recognized for the courage and trust in their friendship (much less, the maturity) it takes to do so. If that's not how it shakes out, the table clearly isn't for you and you'd be better off continuing your search for a game worth your time & effort.
If, after all this, the DM is paid for their time? Get a fuckin' refund.
Because, he knows we are all powerless against him.