CileTheSane

joined 2 years ago
[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

All she has to say is "feed me."

I don't feed you. The automatic feeder will feed at the same time it feeds you every day.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Each peasent can only pass the magnet once every 6s, as they can only do so on their turn.

Also, this is a universe with magic in it. A level 0 sorcerer can endlessly cast the cantrip "shape water" to move a turbine for infinite free energy. For less work (but more training) the level 2 spell "Heat Metal" can be cast on a boiler.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Barbarian just ripped the head off of one of the guards, you think the other guard is going to be able to arrest them?

"Answer our questions or you're next."

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 136 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My favorite take on this:

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The third guard stabs people who ask tricky questions.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only with the proper feats

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago

My cat is perfectly happy being an indoor cat with supervised outdoor time. She's more upset when she gets closed out of the bedroom than she is about not being able to go outside whenever she wants.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

By executive order Humors are illegal to stop people laughing at him.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He'll sign one that there are only four elements: Fire, Earth, Air, and Water.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Lemonade bursts from the wizard's hand and flows into the shape of a hammer that will strike the target for 3d8 physical damage. It will continue to strike the target every round for up to 1 minute or until the caster loses concentration, at which point it collapses into a pool of lemonade.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I haven't heard any stories of demons making personal sacrifices just to cause harm, and demons are definitely evil.

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