Don't even get me started on the dude in one of my campaigns that wanted to use fireball in a sulfur mine.
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The wizard: "Did I stutter?"
This is why i’m often a tief barbarian. At least i can mostly stand the heat in there.
Mr Wizard please stop taking bladesinging. I prefer you be an evoker with sculpt spells.
That's the way I used to play, the barbarian would lure them all in then I'd drop a fireball right on top of her.
Well, at least until the DM got sick of my shit and stopped clumping up the enemies.
If you all are going to stand in a line wearing metal armor, you just have to expect a chain lightning. That’s just dungeoning 101.
The guys in plate mail stand in a line because if they're not clumped up they're getting a Heat Metal instead, which is infinitely worse and probably a war crime.
I'm fine. I'm playing a tiefling paladin who rolled really good stats. And honestly the barb dgaf either.