MajorMajormajormajor

Eh, this can be hit or miss in my experience. Last time I attacked the blacksmith he turned into a dragon and ate me whole. Definitely don't recommend that experience.

A much more secure password is "Mellon". I've used it as a door code for ages, and nobody can guess it.

Honestly, this would be far more terrifying than dinosaurs.

Welcome to Purassic Park!

It's not the wizards fault they just got access to fireball. That forest was asking for it anyways.

Getting some real hedonism bot vibes from these cats.

L'meow

Have you tried putting catnip in the boxes?

It sounds like she lived a good life, and you treated her well. That's all we can hope to do when our lives are forever changed by a furry friend like that.

Lord: "I haven't informed my peasant about how amazing I am in some time now. I must remedy this immediately"

cat enters room and exaggerated meows

Peasant: "awe, so adorable!"

Lord: "You will pay for this insolence!"

Get away from my picnic basket, you bitch!