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[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 120 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'd argue that's more of a wisdom roll. INT would be a attempt to decipher it without magic, WIS would be knowing not fuck with creepy book or to at least cast detect magic first

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

CHA means the Mummy falls in love with you when it shows up

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dexterity means you can woo it with a sensual dance routine.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Con keeps you from catching mummy rot through their expired wraps

No it helps with endurance. Mummies come pre-wrapped, but the undead do not need to rest.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

And helps you with the tomato-based fruit salad.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Gimme dat mumussy <3

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

KLATAU...VERATA...Nnncoughing noises

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Sounds like you basically said them, yeah

[–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It depends on game and edition. Newer d&d for instance, wisdom is all about senses and willpower. It would apply if the book has bad vibes or some sort of "do not read aloud"/"danger" markings or something. Int would be more appropriate for common sense and knowledge of how to handle possibly cursed items.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wisdom being used for both senses and willpower is an odd combination when sensory processing disorders exist.

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 months ago

You can always just have a penalty to will saves.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 70 points 3 months ago

"You feel strangely compelled towards the text and begin to read it in a sonorous chant"

"Up pup pup! Check my character sheet, I'm illiterate!"

"You said you were playing a journalist who could speak seven languages."

"A photojournalist! I'm illiterate in all of them."

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 months ago

"You mustn't read from the book!!"

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 22 points 3 months ago

Klaatu Verata Nicoughcoughcough

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok. What does my character do next, GM ? Paint my scene for me.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Seriously. At least ask first!

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm no artificer, but surely, whatever trigger is activated by reading the text would require it to be in the original language, not the player's

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, it's the intent of the words not the words themselves. If you have an understanding of the words then you naturally supply the intended intent.

[–] ngdev@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

if i read the words "eat shit" i dont necessarily have the intent to eat shit

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not YOUR intent. The word's intent. The meaning the words impart. If you read 'eat shit' you know it means to eat shit, not that it makes you want to eat shit.

[–] ngdev@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

seems dumb. makes more sense that reading the scroll aloud would do it. knowing the lexigraphs and being able to put syllables to them, not translating it into whatever language

[–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, isn't INT the primary stat for an artificer? Rolling that low seems like really bad luck.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's a strength build artificer because he invented the powerfist from fallout

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Strength stacker artificer with replica alberons.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin.