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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Late one night before the tavern keeper shut his door,
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure.
Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor.
He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trenchcoat

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Very accurate. Currently still on my first character of around a 3-year campaign. I’m the only original surviving party member from the start. I’m just a Tabaxi Monk who wants to restore the crown. No ulterior motives. Just focused on the main campaign goal. My main powers are running real fast and attacking a lot.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 10 points 1 day ago

This kne always gets a fat laugh out of me because my brother did this last time we played 5e. His character was a rogue and it was actually really cool. I was a kobold named Be Zos who wanted to be a dragon.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Greatest orgy member ever.

By the tenth you're reading up on archaic misunderstandings of mental illness for character ideas.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

5th character ever or 5th character this week?

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Paladin. The gateway drug to bard, probably.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When when you play enough bard, you realize you can be a paladin of a fertility goddess and it comes full circle.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Holy music stops

Horny music starts

[–] Evolushan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I was playing both a bard and a paladin my first campaign! Literal banger!