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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine playing in a campaign based on elder scrolls. Cleric soul traps the Pally right before he died so he can turn him into a sweet pair of enchanted socks.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

That's on the paladin for allowing the cleric to acquire black soul gems, honestly.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Can I introduce you to the holy word of Don't Tell Me How To Play My Character?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Remember that healers control whether you live or die, show some respect. If you die doing something stupid (like being an asshole to the Cleric) don't expect a rez.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like playing a (d&d 3.5) druid. The deal is you get to come back and you get to be young again. You need to want to come back though. Also there needs to be enough of you left to cover in rare oils and ungents. The magic only works if your corpse (or your remnant dust) smells nice

d% 	Incarnation 	Str 	Dex 	Con
01 	Bugbear 	+4 	+2 	+2
02-13 	Dwarf 	+0 	+0 	+2
14-25 	Elf 	+0 	+2 	-2
26 	Gnoll 	+4 	+0 	+2
27-38 	Gnome 	-2 	+0 	+2
39-42 	Goblin 	-2 	+2 	+0
43-52 	Half-elf 	+0 	+0 	+0
53-62 	Half-orc 	+2 	+0 	+0
63-74 	Halfling 	-2 	+2 	+0
75-89 	Human 	+0 	+0 	+0
90-93 	Kobold 	-4 	+2 	-2
94 	Lizardfolk 	+2 	+0 	+2
95-98 	Orc 	+4 	+0 	+0
99 	Troglodyte 	+0 	-2 	+4
100 	Other 	? 	? 	?

Though I swap human and their original race.

This is the punishment for telling the druid they're your healer.