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[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like playing a (d&d 3.5) druid. The deal is you get to come back and you get to be young again. You need to want to come back though. Also there needs to be enough of you left to cover in rare oils and ungents. The magic only works if your corpse (or your remnant dust) smells nice

d% 	Incarnation 	Str 	Dex 	Con
01 	Bugbear 	+4 	+2 	+2
02-13 	Dwarf 	+0 	+0 	+2
14-25 	Elf 	+0 	+2 	-2
26 	Gnoll 	+4 	+0 	+2
27-38 	Gnome 	-2 	+0 	+2
39-42 	Goblin 	-2 	+2 	+0
43-52 	Half-elf 	+0 	+0 	+0
53-62 	Half-orc 	+2 	+0 	+0
63-74 	Halfling 	-2 	+2 	+0
75-89 	Human 	+0 	+0 	+0
90-93 	Kobold 	-4 	+2 	-2
94 	Lizardfolk 	+2 	+0 	+2
95-98 	Orc 	+4 	+0 	+0
99 	Troglodyte 	+0 	-2 	+4
100 	Other 	? 	? 	?

Though I swap human and their original race.

This is the punishment for telling the druid they're your healer.