cats

There are FIVE ~~lights~~ CATS!

Those are such sweet cats, I got one of those boys and he's my little buddy.

I've got a couple grey goobers

They're probably all siblings haha

Its called a standard issue cat! I have one of those! And she's the sweetest little thing.

Edit: I thought a standard issue cat was any cat that you cant distinguish from other cats with similar patterns or colors.

I fully expect tomorrow's update to include a sixth and possibly seventh cat.

there used to be more, but i took one home with me. sorry OOP.

It's a very large glitch in the matrix

This is getting out of hand. Now there are ~~two~~ five of them!

I was adopted by a grey cat for a while. It was so calm and gentle. Good kitty. c:
Didn't stick around long, sadly.

It chose to live all its lives simultaneously.

One of mine has eye makeup but she hides in the shadows no problem

Copycat

god I just want to sit in the middle of that crowd of cats and make kissy noises at them and have them occasionally acknowledge me and accept skritchies

Damnit! Felix got into the replicator again!

I'd take it as a compliment that they chose your porch

Story time!

I had a grey tabby named Lucy. She was a wiz at sneaking out, and I would frequently get calls from neighbors and friends telling me she'd been spotted, and to come get her from under their house or out of their doghouse or whatever.

Got a call one day, "hey, man, Lucy's over here, I tried to get her for you, but she's acting all mean"

I went and got her, and sure as shit, she's being just hateful. She's normally sweet, but it's super hot outside, and the yard she was in had a dog and it might have freaked her out. So I take her home, and she hides. Over the next three days whenever she comes out of hiding she alternates between being my sweet little baby Lucy, to being the spawn of an ancient demon bent on the destruction of mankind (and their upholstery). Hissing, scratching, biting... Just weird and crazy.

After about 3 days, I'm sitting in my mom's room and she's laying there in my lap, being so sweet. I'm telling my mom I think we need to take her to the vet because of the mood swings. We're actively calling to make the appointment for her when Lucy walks into the room and starts trying to shred the blankets.

Lucy walked into the room.

Lucy was laying in my lap.

What the actual fuck.

I had straight up kidnapped someone's cat.

My outdoor/semi feral tuxie turned out to be two cats. Similar reaction.

When you accidentally insert cat.exe into the startup batch file and every morning a new one emerges...

That's specist! /s

Every time I see an orange cat about the same weight as my old orange can it triggers a subconscious why do they have a picture of my cat reflex for a microsecond.

I have a grey cat and so does my friend. Is it common for grey cats to be incredibly docile and chill? Both of these cats have no problem with being picked up and smooched & cuddled & carried around like fluffy widdle beebees.

i have an orange and a tuxedo girls, I think I should get a grey too. Are they very different from oranges and tuxedo?

They're definitely littermates that stuck together

So, if Catception is supposed to be a joining of Inception and Cat, wouldn't that, instead, require a cat inside another cat inside of another cat, and etc? I don't see cats inside other cats, here!

Retreats into HKEY_CURRENT_USER

Must be getting ready to go shoot a movie or something, am I right?