FooBarrington

If the story is true, I'm guessing this was mistranslated & it could have cost them millions if the cats damaged the equipment. If it really cost them anything, they'd have mentioned what happened.

Well yes, after all they only have two layers of eyelids. That's nowhere near enough for a good nap!

Ya know... you can take down the curtains as often as you'd like, yet they won't call you "curtain take-down".

You can fall off the bed every day, yet they won't call you "bed fall".

But imitate a dung beetle one time....

He gonna goof you up right now, punk

My god, he looks so incredible comfortable! Must be sleeping like a king.

That's why you gotta shrink yourself down. Modern problems require modern solutions!

Now why would you do such a thing??

I get the feeling I might be frying my shrimp too long

Can you imagine what it'd be like to hug a loaf of bread that's almost as big as you?

And why is it raw??

Just make sure she doesn't get another chance! I've made that mistake before.

Ah, so you got off easy. Glad to hear she was merciful!

Joking of course, that sucks, what a little shithead. Is it broken?