i remember a cat streamer dealing with a very skinny elderly cat and a young cat who needed to diet. i think he got a collar for the elderly cat that made the autofeeder go off only when she approached it so she could eat whenever.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

This is still a thing?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This, but with your girlfriends.

You try to feed your skinny girlfriend, but the fat one comes running around the corner like "meow!"

And you're like "Pam, you're a human. Why do you keep making animal noises? You're 35 years old!"

And she just says "MOOOOOOO!!!!"

So you have to tip toe around her saying the obvious joke. It's like the elephant in the room.

And then the floor collapses, because there's not supposed to be an elephant in the room.

[–] BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Holds up spork

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

They're even the right colors for my 6.5lb spotted lady and 14lb orange torpedo

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The 14lbs one is named Torpedo? What, are you into irony? Does that mean the 6.5lbs cat just has the biggest imaginable cat dick? Like, distractingly so. Like you saw that cat, and were like "People will laugh if I named her Spotted Lady!"

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago

Not names, just adjectives.