Oh no, here it comes
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Some people wipe standing and others wipe seated.
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Aw shit, not this again
How the fuck do you wipe while standing
Are y'all's elongated prolapsed buttholes somehow just hanging out?
You just put the fabric between the cheeks, I don't see the problem.
Surely you're taking the ~~piss~~ shit
It's more of a squat, hovering over the toilet seat.
Sit in a chair, rest your elbows on your knees, and lift your ass. Now, use the elbow of your non-wiping arm to keep the support while you wipe using the other arm's hand.
Note how that does not involve standing
You're not standing upright, but standing in a squatting position. Semantics, I guess.
Not standing, then, but squatting, or leaning while seated.
No, it’s higher than a full squat, and you aren’t really leaning on anything. If you want to be super fucking pedantic you could call it a half stand I guess, but the point is your butt is off the seat.
There’s no good word for that position, and you’re doing your best to point out perceived flaws in wording rather than trying to understand.
If someone said the word "standing" to you, that's not what you would picture.
You don't have to lean on anything to lean.
Yes, we're going to "be super fucking pedantic," if you insist on getting bent out of shape about it. First day on the Internet?
OK smart guy, which word would have been better?
Wiping position
Ok but that’s not some universally recognized term, and is more ambiguous than what you objected to. Try again?
Nope. The fallout of that whole literal shitshow revealed that basically everybody wiped their ass in a similar fashion unless they were of the enlightened bidet elite (which is moot because you still gotta dab so you don't get swamp ass).
It's the new term. Embrace. Evangelize. Wipe.
Oh ok so you never had a point that you were capable of defending, lost the plot a couple posts ago, and have now decided that it’s everyone else’s fault.
Welcome to the internet! First time?
Oh, honey.
I have a bidet like a proper hygienic member of society.
Make gravity do all the work, smart
Guys we've all been there right? That last picture is so relatable!
Any time I think cats can't get any more weird and loveable, I catch memes like this lol.
My cat does that. It is a hygienic or a comfort thing.
Most likely the box is too small so... comfort?
I have a cat that does it and we have a giant box. They sometimes see that it hasn't been scooped which is usually right when I come home from work. If an expert can chime in I would like to know which. Comfort is more logical but cats are known to be hygienic, it is perplexing, unless it is just both.
It could just be a personality trait. Cats can be quirky.
New life hack unlocked.
Omg wtf. First out-loud exclamation of the day. This kitty…
I'm surprised he didn't pick up a magazine beforehand
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