SpaceNoodle

The numeric figure doesn't really reflect your arbitrary discrimination

You must work for NASA

How many ovaries do you think human females typically have?

*you're

Same, I call it my Secret Poop Closet

Slut isn't a gender

Speak for yourself

Facts don't matter to those in power.

OMG that looks exactly like my cat that is meowing at me this exact moment

MAKE YOURSELF AT HELL!

stealing this thx

Turns out you can extract time and money from people when you include them! Who knew?!

My dumbass cats would get lost down there and we'd have to let them out twice a night