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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

what fucking world do dwarves have no ass

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 24 points 1 day ago

Right? It’s clearly stated in the lore about what they bring to the party.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i think the dwarves are so hairy you can't tell. like longhair kittens and tribbles

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like Squirrel Girl. You think she has a massive badonkadonk. But it's really just her tail stuffed into her pants.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

That's gotta be uncomfy as hecc. Any Squirrel Person worth their salt would probably have some furgonomics applied to their clothes to let that tail swing free.

[–] BladeFederation@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can tell if you knit your ass hair into a braid.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Question about dwarf ass hair beard braids (that is a clause I never thought I'd think). Does that come from on top of or between? Or heaven forbid both?

Definitely both

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

TheYoungerWhatelyDaughter's world, I'd assume