Who needs friends? A level 3 duergar rune knight can use giant's might and enlarge person to become huge in one turn, and then action surge to get wrestling right away!
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Ah, just when I thought it could be popular on Lemmy
Just ask your friends? Most of them probably know nothing of the game but hopefully will be up for giving it a go!
Indeed, hence the description and it being here in the joke community
Amusingly that actually seems to involve more decision making than this
Given that stat drain isn't that common in 5e I'd hope the effects are described as part of the ability, for instance for the shadow:
The target dies if this reduces its Strength to 0
I thought they were all instant death, though I can't remember if I read it somewhere or just assumed it. Makes sense though:
- STR: too weak for your heart to beat, die
- CON: too frail and sickly to live, die
- DEX: too clumsy to survive, fall over and bang your head, die
- INT: too stupid to keep breathing, die
- WIS: too oblivious to survive, walk off a cliff, die
- CHA: too awkward and unlikable, stabbed like Caesar, die
I think that's still the case in 5e, there are just way less monsters with ability-draining attacks (shadows are the one most players have encountered, they can still be pretty deadly!)
a whopping 2,500ish points of damage in 7 attacks
I know this is a long shot, but can you remember how they managed this? I've played pathfinder and this still seems like ten times more than what a well-optimised could do!
we abused gate spells to crash rocks into the Abyss at 80% the speed of light
Ah, now this just sounds like the DM didn't know how to say no to your crazy ideas that don't fit into the rules!
It's a demotivational poster, way older than Facebook. It belongs in a museum!
Best hang on to those goodberries flower boy, I'm a war cleric
(Also at level 18 you can become even larger)