smeg

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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 20 points 1 year ago

(Also at level 18 you can become even larger)

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who needs friends? A level 3 duergar rune knight can use giant's might and enlarge person to become huge in one turn, and then action surge to get wrestling right away!

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

For complete clarity, the Kickstarter will not offer beans, accept beans, or trade beans. This will be a beanless Kickstarter. A bean free experience.

Ah, just when I thought it could be popular on Lemmy

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Just ask your friends? Most of them probably know nothing of the game but hopefully will be up for giving it a go!

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago

Indeed, hence the description and it being here in the joke community

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Amusingly that actually seems to involve more decision making than this

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Given that stat drain isn't that common in 5e I'd hope the effects are described as part of the ability, for instance for the shadow:

The target dies if this reduces its Strength to 0

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I thought they were all instant death, though I can't remember if I read it somewhere or just assumed it. Makes sense though:

  • STR: too weak for your heart to beat, die
  • CON: too frail and sickly to live, die
  • DEX: too clumsy to survive, fall over and bang your head, die
  • INT: too stupid to keep breathing, die
  • WIS: too oblivious to survive, walk off a cliff, die
  • CHA: too awkward and unlikable, stabbed like Caesar, die
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I think that's still the case in 5e, there are just way less monsters with ability-draining attacks (shadows are the one most players have encountered, they can still be pretty deadly!)

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

a whopping 2,500ish points of damage in 7 attacks

I know this is a long shot, but can you remember how they managed this? I've played pathfinder and this still seems like ten times more than what a well-optimised could do!

we abused gate spells to crash rocks into the Abyss at 80% the speed of light

Ah, now this just sounds like the DM didn't know how to say no to your crazy ideas that don't fit into the rules!

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

It's a demotivational poster, way older than Facebook. It belongs in a museum!

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best hang on to those goodberries flower boy, I'm a war cleric

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