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Maintaining the illusion? Not revealing the (impossible) DC?

It would be the last unicorn in the world to come to Molly Grue

I'd go back to college to study apellomancy in a heartbeat.

You're right, but this is fuck around and find out territory. I would want the escalation to make it clear where I stand with my cat.

Happy to hear that! Give them some extra pets today!

I'd also decrease the damage a bit if actually used as a bludgeoning weapon.

Question is, is this KNORRIG, or a completely different pig?

You know what, I'm gonna say it:that was a pretty good use of that template.

Right? Totally looks like a Melon.