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I always enjoyed this aspect of D&D games: the creative, interesting enemies, places, and artifacts that you could find in some of the books/tomes.

In fact, i was able to find the exact book i was thinking of at archive.org! The AD&D 2nd edition Book of Artifacts: https://archive.org/details/tsr02138add2ebookofartifacts/mode/1up

Here's one of my favorites from the book, though it's been so long i really could do to give in another gander:

"Traitorous Xenophobic rapist Trump"

Makes sense, tbh. If you can't control the opposition, you can instead try to defame them

You're god damn right 🤜🤛

If they're that rich, they can easily fund a means of dispersing their wealth back to the system they've extracted it from

I mean, i can totally see the southern-accented rich lady on her fainting couch fanning herself with a spread of hundred dollar bills, "oh i do declare! If only the leadership could concoct a means for which i may reallocate much of these funds that have been slung over my shoulders for ever so long! I tell ya, a girl could just fall over with all this wealth on her back!"

That converts to approx 7,500,000 Vietnamese dong for those looking for the dollar/dong conversion