bizarroland

Oh sweet I'm a virgin again

Not 20 Intimidation Check

Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.

Well, the reason why I say that is the No Kings March was about 7 million people, and as is parroted by racist dog whistlers and assholes, it only takes about 3.5% of the population to destabilize the government.

3.5% of America would be something like 9 and a half million people. I'm probably off on that a little bit, but somewhere in that neck of the range. So we're getting close.

You just suddenly randomly go in and take away a right from millions of Americans for no fucking reason whatsoever? That has a chance of being enough to push us over the limit, which is where my prediction comes from.

I feel like this might be the deciding factor as to whether or not there is a civil war.

There are enough LGBTQ people in America that if they delegitimize their right to marriage, that they only recently won, that it could spark off an entire modern American revolution.

or a titty kitty

I can be any of these except for fighter just because I don't really want to kick my best friend's ass.

Then again, he is pretty scrappy, so like, I might end up getting my ass kicked instead if I tried, so either way, it's a wash for me.

That's why I always play half elves. I mean, they're like 60 to 80 years old. They have seen some shit. They have learned some shit. They've been in human society that entire time, even if they're only physically in their early 20s.

Reasonably, I have enough local background knowledge to address myriad situations.

Somebody check his Pornhub history.

I clearly remember the last time I had a full on breakdown emotional cry. It was when I was 17, and it suddenly became apparent to me that I never actually had an imaginary friend. I just pretended I did because I felt like that would make me special.

Needless to say, I was high off my ass when I came to that realization, but it was still devastating.

In all of the years since then, I may have, like, had a tear or two, or like a tiny little sob, but actually getting to that point where I could break down and cry and pour out all of those emotions that I'm sitting on, it feels like I have about the same chances as winning the lottery.

I choose to play demons as though they can have empathy, but it's always calculated empathy.

They are intentionally and willfully choosing to act with empathy because it meets some other goal, so even though all demons are fundamentally evil, they are not all fundamentally despicable.

I say it like it's some high holy road concept thing, but it's just more of a general guideline.

Demons will do anything they want to do as long as it meets their current objective.

Assuming we're talking about humanoid demon creatures and not some sort of like ethereal "presence of evil" demon.

As foretold in the purrophecy!