SeductiveTortoise

I see you know your catdo well

Yeah, that sucks. But I'm still proud of you.

Cooked potatoes?

I'm sorry to bother, but as I'm very shy and rather vanilla, I'm not sure how people Irish with each other. Can you give an example? If it's not too explicit, of course.

"All love is beautiful!"

"Even Irish?"

"Uh. Good point. I guess yes? I have to think about it."

🎉💖

lol, what should they do? Burry it in the desert?

Women got Lesbos, men should get a Greek island as well.

The audacity!

I'm not sure if Krispy Gnome only shoots dogs, but they should probably be careful.

I don't wanna fork on the road. I wanna fork in the bed.

Their safe word is canned tuna, but neither of them can speak. It really makes conversation much harder.