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I'm not allowed to sleep past 9am without feeding the cat. She dose not give up.

I don't think oblex spawns normally are traditionally given guns either, but that didn't stop me. Wish we could finish that campaign.

I had my familiar transform into a bird to shit in an assassins mouth to interrupt a spell without causing a diplomatic incident at a wedding.

Invisibility potion that turns your digestive track and stomach contents invisible.

I got a shield and and evil talking mask with a side of cliffhanger... Switching up games for a bit.

My low wiz eldrich knight that keeps touching blatantly cursed shit and just rolling with it.

Weekend plans as soon as I get out of the damn office.

I talk to my cat as if I'm summoning a demon. I'm sure the old lady next door is concerned.

Neth'Sin the Eternal Tormentor can only actually torment you by pissing off the side of the cat box, or a protest turd by the toilet.

Well, it's certainly not 2.

Imagine shit posting so hard that you collapse the government...