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DO YOU HAVE A BONUS ACTION? OH YOU WANNA BUILD CLASS X? WELL ONLY LIKE 20% OF RACES WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD BUILD NOW TOO BAD. DO YOU HAVE A BONUS ACTION? TODAY WE ARE FIGHTING AN INTERESTING MONSTER IT IS INTERESTING BECAUSE IT CAN ATTACK TWICE AND HAS A NICHE ABILITY THAT NEVER GETS TRIGGERED. DO YOU HAVE A BONUS ACTION? OH YOU MOVED? WELL HERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY ATTACK BUT DON'T WORRY YOU CAN AVOID IT BY WASTING LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE TURN EXCEPT YOU COULD STILL OPEN A DOOR OR DRAW A WEAPON WHICH MAKES TOTAL SENSE I SWEAR THIS ENCOURAGES ACTION RICH COMBAT WE ARE HAVING FUN, DO YOU HAVE A BONUS ACTION?

Shoulda been Castle El-Tsac

I'm a GM and I have offered my players many times to stop doing secret rolls, but they like it. I think they especially like it when I have to make up BS on a crit fail

Normally your GM would probably let you attempt this roleplay-wise, but wouldn't make the target Frightened 2 or give you extra information as if you had used Recall Knowledge.

It's still not very powerful but it's just a General Feat and it encourages shenanigans that the GM can't stop :P

hell yeah thank you. Still getting this wrong sometimes. I'm a GM and my players aren't huge rule nerds so the bureaucratic burden falls on me more often than not :P

holy shit I hate that this works

on every step you lose about 90%

this varies greatly. beef cattle is closer to 99% when you look at Calories.

source ("More Comprehensive FCRs" section)

My players killed a BBEG, who was a worm that walks. When reduced to 0 hp, the worms scatter and you're supposed to do an AoE attack to kill them and prevent the bbeg from reforming.

They had an alchemist with fire bombs but the druid opted to turn into an anteater instead and eat the BBEG lol

Was it her first time DMing?

Fair enough! What's the Pathfinder 3rd tier spell everybody chooses? :D

Is this some sort of DnD joke I'm too Pathfinder to understand?

the authors barely disguised fetish