Lexam

joined 2 years ago
[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cat 1. Sleeps at the end of the bed. Cat 2, 3, 4 will sleep against my butt, not usually at the same time. Cat 5 sleeps on my second second pillow. Cat six sleeps against my chest and screams at me as he crawls back in to place after I roll over.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

"Come closer Clarice"

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I think he's going to take the salmon and leave you the Brussel sprouts.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please don't do this. You are seriously endangering them by letting them outside. I see too many that have been hit by cars.

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Meet Dash! (lemmy.ca)
 

I rescued him from a busy highway and he hid behind the dash board. Our friend had to remove the glove box to get him out. Now he's settled in and wants to attack all the things!

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 77 points 2 years ago

Just start bulldozing them and only talk about DIY home projects. "OMG you should see our new deck. Steve wants to stain it but I really like the bare look."

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

I love the discarded feel awa! 🤣

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Used to live in Crestview and drive over there. But don't worry about me. I've moved on to a better place now. Anywhere but Florida!

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Now we breed for size and docility.