HakFoo

joined 2 years ago
[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The old UK £1 was similar in size but twice as thick. It's now 12-sided but not sure how that impacts the odds.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Just because it's a living skull and radiating green energy doesn't mean it's evil. It's just an Awesome Fucking Skull until you actually learn its deeds and motivations. Only then should you judge.

Come on, it's emitting green energy. It's trying to solve the pollution problem. It probably drives a Nissan Leaf when it's not hovering ominously.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

The wild ancestors of gerbils (jerboa) would count.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I always figured a green streak had to run through vampire culture.

They know they don't get to punch their ticket at 75/80/90 and miss the worst of climate collapse. They've likely learned an instinctive "we can't overgrow our environment" relationship from experience (story premise: a vampire who oversires and creates social upheaval as his hunting ground goes barren and his childer starve).

And gosh, turning into a cloud of bats to travel is much less CO2-intensive than a private jet.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Holding out for orc husbando myself.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Warlock: Who do I have to f**k to get those powers?

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

Patronsexual is obvious backstory, but I could see it with a "sempai notice me" vibe.

"Lord Azazel accidentally gifted me with a trifling of eldritch power, and now I'll cleave the universe in two to get him to return my love!"