Grimy

I love the bridge!

I'm a big fan of the rule of cool. If they are into something, I will usually be generous with the rolls needed. And a good plan goes a long way. In the end, we are playing together and my job is to make sure everyone has as much fun as possible. I'm not really there to punish them, and winning a fight is actually a lost for me too if you think about it. And I will tell them if what they are trying is impossible or very unlikely, why it is and have them confirm.

I'm also a fan of organic consequences. Like my players messed up a NPCs shop on a whim. I could of had guards roll in or the npc defend itself with tricks, instant fight, etc. But instead, when they came back a day later, the town had joined together as a pitchfork mob and they had to talk themselves out of it (luckily, the three people they managed to piss off weren't the most honest and respectable people so a high charisma roll and some roll playing for advantage managed to convince everyone they were lying.)

That being said, I'm a bit surprised at the down votes and responses I'm getting. I thought it was clear I was joking. I'm not going to take an 8 year olds first DND adventure and turn it into some hardcore permadeath grim dark stuff haha.

You need a pretty high dice roll to hand feed wolves without getting mauled.

I would have shredded my daughter and her party. No quarters, most of them maimed for life and at least one dead as a warning.

This is DND. If she wants to play Disney and Ducklings, she can find an other father.

This is what I tell myself when I buy lottery tickets. I legit imagine the D20 and everything. Keeps me going.

That's when you reward your greedy players with a hag and a booth full of cursed items.

He is saying a woman's value is only linked to her looks while a man's value is linked to his status (money). At 28, a person's age starts to show (ending for woman) while their career is probably beginning to take off (starting for men).

It's obviously a disgusting comment.

This kind of seems like the worst of both worlds? You lose your vaginal opening from what I understand and gain a micro penis which cannot be used for penetrative sex.

I'm all for gender affirming care but this seems like a half measure that doesnt really make anyone happy. Just my two cents, maybe I'm misunderstanding something.

Now I'm imagining how good of a game I could run with a 3d food printer

You line up the apple and cut both at the same time

Don't worry bro, the bad times are over. We have sanctions in place against two individuals so the problem is basically over.

I really love how they sanctioned the literal minimum amount of people so news articles could add an s at the end of settler.