That's just practical thinking right here! Someone else argued for shaving cream pies, which naturally leads to the counterpoint of cannibalism.
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Luckily, most of these arguments assume living clowns. Something that can be easily remedied, it just shifts the entire problem space to doing it fast enough!
On that note, what's their EXP value?
That's half the fun! Sometimes, the true clown you spawn is yourself.
There's so much role playing potential in the ability to create a giant mob of clowns at will by repeatedly opening and closing the bag. You almost don't need anything else!
Spawn them as a distraction!
Use them to hide!
Plug any entry or hallway at will!
Build yourself a mountain of clowns to scale any wall!
Never starve again with their endless supply of pies! (Eaten fresh off your face.)
Use their weight to bring down any air-/ship!
Air drop them on your enemies! (Assuming they have a weight and are bound by gravity, they do damage - all you need is a bit of levitation, a tower, airship or a ceiling to hang from.)
Just crush your entire party by spawning hundreds of them in a closed room!
The possibilities are truly endless.
There's only liquid, solid and gas. Plasma, if you're daring. The others are mental illnesses!
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I could present him with multiple options at once, but since he only gets wet food, this would involve a lot of waste.
There's also the added problem of changing taste. Depending on my mood, I prefer different food on different days. Until proven otherwise, I just assume the same for him, which is why I would ideally have everything in stock and he could choose every day.
Maybe I should get more cats, give them multiple options and see who goes for what. Ideally, everything gets eaten and I learn more about their preferences.
Your mind will be blown once you learn about 'different flavours'. I wish I could ask my cat which he prefers.
It's interesting to see how your rating actually went down from the last summary I've seen (the one in German). However, this time around your mother's reaction actually does sound worse.
Honestly, you've described her as someone I'd not want to even keep in contact with. But that's of course entirely up to you. Best of luck on your journey in any case!
It goes both ways!

I'd be just as happy with one trillion as I'd be with one billion.
I'd be a lot happier with one million than I'd be with one thousand.
I'd say the cap for happiness for me personally is somewehere between 10 and 50 million dollar. Enough to never think about money again.
Not sure if Canadians and Americans are different species though.
I don't know about you, but the prospect of becoming a warlock themed around blood, flesh and clownery sounds pretty sweet to me!
I'd definitely play that campaign.