De_Narm

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know about you, but the prospect of becoming a warlock themed around blood, flesh and clownery sounds pretty sweet to me!

I'd definitely play that campaign.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's just practical thinking right here! Someone else argued for shaving cream pies, which naturally leads to the counterpoint of cannibalism.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Luckily, most of these arguments assume living clowns. Something that can be easily remedied, it just shifts the entire problem space to doing it fast enough!

On that note, what's their EXP value?

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's half the fun! Sometimes, the true clown you spawn is yourself.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (18 children)

There's so much role playing potential in the ability to create a giant mob of clowns at will by repeatedly opening and closing the bag. You almost don't need anything else!

Spawn them as a distraction!

Use them to hide!

Plug any entry or hallway at will!

Build yourself a mountain of clowns to scale any wall!

Never starve again with their endless supply of pies! (Eaten fresh off your face.)

Use their weight to bring down any air-/ship!

Air drop them on your enemies! (Assuming they have a weight and are bound by gravity, they do damage - all you need is a bit of levitation, a tower, airship or a ceiling to hang from.)

Just crush your entire party by spawning hundreds of them in a closed room!

The possibilities are truly endless.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

There's only liquid, solid and gas. Plasma, if you're daring. The others are mental illnesses!

/j

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I could present him with multiple options at once, but since he only gets wet food, this would involve a lot of waste.

There's also the added problem of changing taste. Depending on my mood, I prefer different food on different days. Until proven otherwise, I just assume the same for him, which is why I would ideally have everything in stock and he could choose every day.

Maybe I should get more cats, give them multiple options and see who goes for what. Ideally, everything gets eaten and I learn more about their preferences.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Your mind will be blown once you learn about 'different flavours'. I wish I could ask my cat which he prefers.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's interesting to see how your rating actually went down from the last summary I've seen (the one in German). However, this time around your mother's reaction actually does sound worse.

Honestly, you've described her as someone I'd not want to even keep in contact with. But that's of course entirely up to you. Best of luck on your journey in any case!

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 94 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It goes both ways!

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I'd be just as happy with one trillion as I'd be with one billion.

I'd be a lot happier with one million than I'd be with one thousand.

I'd say the cap for happiness for me personally is somewehere between 10 and 50 million dollar. Enough to never think about money again.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not sure if Canadians and Americans are different species though.

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