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Good to see they’re back in stock

She’s in her ancestral environment, or at least a good approximation of it.

Looks more like an Adonis to me

A rare orange void

They’ll remember this and, from now on, be a little less trusting

“We don’t bite our friends”

I knew a cat who once fished some aluminium foil a steak had been grilled on out of the bin and dragged it to his water bowl.

That’s why you should carry a pouch of cat treats at all times

Depending on peasants’ lifespans in this world, the peasant with the midlife crisis could be just out of their teens

I’m sorry.

That’s what you get for not casting it on the “This is not a place of honour” sign near the jagged black obelisks after encountering the colony of glowing cats

Who would win?

the omnipotent, omniscient Creator of the Universe,

or

A boy who’s actually a girl