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[–] Null@pawb.social 37 points 2 years ago

Who runs Bartertown?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 2 years ago

Minor penalties to chance to hit, movement speed.

Bonus to charisma.

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...and the lack of pants is for purely aesthetic reasons.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could wear it from the front...

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

And have a dick in your face.

The halfling, I mean.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What is this actually supposed to be a standing desk version of a baby bjorn?

[–] lemmy_at_em_00001@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can just imagine how terrible that bottom bar slamming into your back would feel when a child is flailing around

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I envision after being tired of "standing" the child will recline back with the chest strap, and jamming the metal bar directly on the vertibre with their full body weight.

Ouchie.

[–] 8bitMage@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

Not sure of intended purpose, but we used one for my son & my Hero & Baymax costumes one Halloween.

[–] PrinzKasper@feddit.org 6 points 2 years ago

Centaurs: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power!

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Master Blaster

Two men enter, one man leaves

[–] postgeographix@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ermm... Where can I buy it?

[–] Aielman15@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean the harness, or the halfling?

[–] postgeographix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Harness. Halfling I already got.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Think you're looking for a "piggyback harness"

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You need the same amount of head shown in the picture to allow a crossbow to squeeze into this setup.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

I don't think so. Most people have heads. That crossbow will still need room to move.

Maybe it could work if the platform were raised 6 inches.

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Also note that a mounted character can travel at twice the top travel speed for an hour. It doesn't specify anything about what creature they're mounted on. And with the right feats they could be helpful. Imagine a tank with a Mounted Combatant feat riding the squishy wizard and absorbing all the attacks against them.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wasn't this supposed to be a medieval style fantasy setting?

[–] EmpeRohr@sharkey.world 1 points 2 years ago

@MonkderDritte@feddit.de yes, but… there are some shenninangans