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[–] krank55@feddit.org 49 points 4 days ago (3 children)

i agree, but what makes Wolverine and Bardin rangers? imo they're more like barbarian and fighter

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago

wolverine is 100% just a barbarian with a Canadian accent

[–] ohnomorelemmy@piefed.social 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Surenho@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago

An occupation and a class are not the same.

[–] krank55@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

cool, didn't know that

thanks!

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Either it's actual wolverines or I need to read more comics.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 2 points 3 days ago

I think op is just assuming rangers are the only ones who can track people, which Logan is skilled at.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, Aragorn was no slouch with that bow when they were fighting their way out of the Mines of Moria. Maybe he was an archer all along who just got overshadowed by Legolas and spec'd late into longsword to be a good party member.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

I think Aragorn was just “the guy”. He’s good at everything because he’s awesome, and we’re ok with it because he’s also a really good person. This is not at all a complaint, just what it seems to be.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Rangers should have things that help at range. Ergo, Sorcerers and Wizards that cast Magic Missile are rangers. 😌

Imma make a PC that's a Yosemite National Park Ranger who is very confused about how they ended up in Faerun.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Brian below linked the etymology - but a ranger for Tolkien was pretty close to a park ranger: someone who wandered the woods keeping things safe.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Many people see the word "range" inside of "ranger" and mindlessly assume that it must mean they do ranged attacks. But actually, the word ranger is originally the past tense of the word "ringer", so they're the guy who you temporarily brought into your party to win some bet, but then they stuck around afterwards and became a permanent member.

[–] brian@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

not sure if you were being serious or something, but that's straight incorrect.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/ranger

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You don't need to look up any etymology because the word "ringer" is plainly a noun and so it doesn't have a past tense. I really thought the joke was so obvious that it wouldn't need any explanation, especially when posting to a memes community that would be expecting jokes.

[–] varden@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I was surprised to see the down votes, that was some top notch shitposting

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago

I think that if you post anything remotely clever, it all depends on the first vote. If the first vote is an upvote, everybody will look at it as if it might be clever, because it's upvoted. If the first vote is a downvote, everybody expects it to be stupid.

I think that's one of the reasons why Reddit had a feature that would hide votes for a while, because that first vote is so powerful.

[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 5 points 4 days ago

I really thought the joke was so obvious that it wouldn't need any explanation

Poe's Law, friend.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

*ahem*

^RANGERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RACIST^

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

That's elves, and dwarves, and humans, and orcs, and goblins.

Halflings and gnomes are above such things.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Every race has prejudices. Rangers have Favored Enemy mechanics

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Would they be worth making a favored enemy if they were inferior? Obviously not! It's a compliment, really.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Mmmmm yes, you see gnomes are the REAL racists or else I wouldnt be so good at murdering them 😂